Can someone tell me why I'm on my couch actually caring about this Michael Jackson verdict?

I think we can all agree that he's kind of a freak....anyone who thinks they can justify sharing a bed with 12 year olds....well.....

So now, Wolf Blitzer is telling me the jury is here....and the judge is heading into the courtroom.

10 counts to be read through and figured out....

You look at the goofiness of all these people standing outside a courtroom....give me a freakin break....we are talking about child molestation here....