Ok... In all of my fervent following of the virginal apparition in Chit-Town I have been convinced of only ONE thing. And that is that the salt stain resembles a vagina more than it does the Holy Mother of God.
Matt, feel free to delete this based on its offensiveness. I just wanted to say 'Hi'.
This is easy...from my humble beginnings as the child of a mill worker and midwife* in Bay City, Michigan to my rise to infamy in Chicago, Illinois...I don't take anything too seriously, and find myself surrounded on a daily basis by the mundane and the unbelievable.
I believe that Thomas Edison had it right...I have not failed, I've just found 1000 ways that don't work.
Oh...and if you subsitute fireman for millworker and shoe retailer for midwife...I haven't lied at all in this part of the profile.
And...if you notice below, I'm one of those nerds who can find joy in both Star Wars AND Star Trek.
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Ok... In all of my fervent following of the virginal apparition in Chit-Town I have been convinced of only ONE thing. And that is that the salt stain resembles a vagina more than it does the Holy Mother of God.
Matt, feel free to delete this based on its offensiveness. I just wanted to say 'Hi'.
By Anonymous, At 2:56 AM
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